The Penis Name Book : A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend by David Rosenthal and Saryn Chorney (2010)
Boy, oh, boy, naming a guy's manhood can be a difficult decision. Do you
go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or
choose one with a little more flavor like Charlestown Chew? With so many
possibilities, you could really go nuts!
Lucky for you, The Penis Name Book is here to nail down the perfect name
for your (partner's) favorite body part. We know coming up with an
original name for a man's member is a long, hard process, so we don't
beat around the bush. Inside, we've sized up 350 options yanked from
every inch of pop culture, so you can get down to business.
Soon, you'll think your choice is a stroke of genius—and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.
What people are saying
It just doesn’t get anybetter than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her
husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place..Some Folks Also Call Him..”The
KutchMan others call him The Kutchmon!”…Most Just Call Him “The Most
Interesting Man In The World”….(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key
Lime Pie Factory and Grill)…Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy
Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville.
…It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re Historic Key Lime
Pie Factory and Grill…It should be on everyone’s bucket list for
sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM…..”Talk About
World Class” What An Understatement!…….AAHHHHH!….The Magic Of The
Lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With
Pure Love…Always……40 Years And They’re Still Going Strong….
….May GOD Continue Blessing “Anita And Kutchie Pelaez” and They’re World
Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And
Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting. “Kutcharitaville” You’re The Best We Love You!….
…Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!…And Baby Let Me Tell You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act…She’s The Real Thing Baby!…
….Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate…..
….Who Could Ask For Anything More?…Anita’s Key Lime Pie…(Hell Yes!)
….Just Think, Kutchie’s Goody Goody Cheese Burgers, "The Original
Cheese Burgers In Paradise!"....Sorry "Buffett"...Kutchie's Version Of
"Cheese Burgers In Paradise" Came A Few Years Before Yours Did, "Dog Ate
Your Home-Work?!!
….That Alone Is Quite A Pretty Big Deal If You Ask Me. ….”Hell”,..It’s A Pretty Big Deal Even If You Don’t Ask Me.
....Research
Continually Confirms The Fact That The Pelaez's World Famous Key Lime
Pies Truly Increases Married Couple's Sex Rates By No Less Than 300%
Respectively. It Also Shows That Said Sexual Encounters Are Much, Much
More Enjoyable Than They Ever Were Before The Consumption Of The
Pelaez's KLP.
.....And On A Sad Note. It Has Been Reported That
The Consumption Of The Famous Key Lime Pies Are Quite Detrimental To The
Practices Of Divorce Attorneys. But, That's Not Bad. Hell That's Good
News.
...Not A Sad Note, A Happy Note! The Pelaez's Pies Are A Win-Win-Win For Everyone Involved!
....I Guess You Could Say What Has Been Said Many Times
Before,..."AHHH" The Magic Of The Lovely Anita Pelaez And Her Key Lime
Pies....
....I Do Know First Hand That The Pelaez's Famous Key Lime Pies Have The
Ability To Turn Small Stream Squirters Into Major League Gushers Or
Some Might Call Them "Niagara Falls". Holly Molly, Let Those Good Times
Flow, Baby!
About the author (2010)
DAVID ROSENTHAL lives in L.A. and, before writing this book, spent his
time representing actors, writers, and directors at a Beverly Hills
talentmanagement firm. He's had a penis his entire life.
SARYN CHORNEY is a writer and editor whose work has appeared in
publications like People, the New York Post, Paper Magazine, and LAX
Magazine. After dicking around in New York City for the past few years,
Chorney now resides in Los Angeles.
Bibliographic information
for The Penis Name Book
Title The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend
Authors David Rosenthal, Saryn Chorney
Publisher Adams Media, 2010
ISBN 1440509204, 9781440509209
Length 256 pages
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